So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.
Everyone is talking about the Aleksandr Youtube accounts
But everyone is forgetting a very special one..
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
fall is almost here guys
I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.
sneaks into this account real quick to post this to counter our horrible headcanons
here have something more lighthearted as an apology
It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.
day 114 ,still hiatus